Singaporeans blur on sex

After a whole night of preparing for yet another presentation (such a waste of time I tell you), my eyeslids were drooping and my smile was fading..

Till I came across this interesting piece of article which really made LOL.

Singaporeans blur on sex

MANY Singaporeans have been seeking help from doctors on how to have sexual intercourse, Sin Chew Daily reported yesterday.

Singapore Thomson Medical Centre (TMC) founder Dr Cheng Wei Chen said the hospital received several people every month, mostly university graduates, seeking their guidance on how to “do it”.

Its urology senior consultant Dr Lin Fa Cai said he once treated a woman who was married for 10 years and supposedly had sex more than 1,000 times, but was still a virgin.

Dr Lin said the husband, who had a doctorate degree, and his wife, who complained of being unable to conceive, sought help at the hospital.

“The couple told me they had sex about three times a week but when I examined the wife, her hymen was still intact.

“He had a doctorate degree but zero knowledge on sex,” he said.

Another doctor, who declined to be named, said a couple in their 30s sought help from Mount Elizabeth Hospital and Medical Centre for failing to conceive after seven years of marriage.

He said he found no problem with the couple but later discovered that the husband withdrew just before ejaculating.

*smacks head. I reckon this people have either have not been watching porn at all or in the other guy's case, been watching too much of it he litterally followed every step they made.

*imagines couple having sex with the aid of porno playing on thier tv. "You're almost done, honey? Take it out! Do what he does!"

But seriously, what are the odds of two people paired up, oblivious on how to perform sexual intercourse? I shall ponder on that in as I drift off tonight. And you shall have to ponder on how many times I have these sort of thoughts in my head before I sleep =D

Yea bebeh...