Singaporeans blur on sex

After a whole night of preparing for yet another presentation (such a waste of time I tell you), my eyeslids were drooping and my smile was fading..

Till I came across this interesting piece of article which really made LOL.

Singaporeans blur on sex

MANY Singaporeans have been seeking help from doctors on how to have sexual intercourse, Sin Chew Daily reported yesterday.

Singapore Thomson Medical Centre (TMC) founder Dr Cheng Wei Chen said the hospital received several people every month, mostly university graduates, seeking their guidance on how to “do it”.

Its urology senior consultant Dr Lin Fa Cai said he once treated a woman who was married for 10 years and supposedly had sex more than 1,000 times, but was still a virgin.

Dr Lin said the husband, who had a doctorate degree, and his wife, who complained of being unable to conceive, sought help at the hospital.

“The couple told me they had sex about three times a week but when I examined the wife, her hymen was still intact.

“He had a doctorate degree but zero knowledge on sex,” he said.

Another doctor, who declined to be named, said a couple in their 30s sought help from Mount Elizabeth Hospital and Medical Centre for failing to conceive after seven years of marriage.

He said he found no problem with the couple but later discovered that the husband withdrew just before ejaculating.

*smacks head. I reckon this people have either have not been watching porn at all or in the other guy's case, been watching too much of it he litterally followed every step they made.

*imagines couple having sex with the aid of porno playing on thier tv. "You're almost done, honey? Take it out! Do what he does!"

But seriously, what are the odds of two people paired up, oblivious on how to perform sexual intercourse? I shall ponder on that in as I drift off tonight. And you shall have to ponder on how many times I have these sort of thoughts in my head before I sleep =D

Yea bebeh...

Just done preparing for tomorrow's presentation. Who would thought you would have to do that in med school. Felt a certain sort of emptiness as I woke up with an empty left wrist where my bracelet used to be. I suppose it's somewhere around, perhaps underneath the bed as I've searched every other possible place. Sigh..

Missing my B crazy right now. She'll be returning late again tonight. I'm sorry for that absurd fight we had yesterday. Guess we were both just tired. In dire need of a good hug from you right now, dear. Both the weather and myself are getting gloomy. Is that sentence grammatically correct? Damn, my English is deteriorating. Shall blame it on the Russians with their broken english and terrible pronounciation of everything. They mumble when they speak and they expect us to enunciate. Got used to speaking English the way they do.

"Give paper". My teacher says. So we dug out bags in search of a piece of paper to give her. Upon giving her the paper, she cocks her head to a side and gives us a puzzling look. "No no. For you. Give paper". WTH? Apparently 'Give' is 'Take' to her. Ok, we shall give her the benifit of the doubt that she's not that stupid and perhaps has gotten confused with the terms. We corrected her a few times, and well whaddaya know, she corrected us back. -_-'' Might I add she also thinks 'Open' is 'Close' and vice versa. So maam' I shall say to you, WHATEVA! Since you irritate the hell out me anyway, I shall leave it at that and hope you speak wrongly for the rest of your life. Peace!

I really have to..

Stop doing this to myself...

No more thoughts..

No more staring to nothingness..

No more stupid wishes..

No more..

No more..

I wonder...

Is it only me, or do other people imagine a rather sad looking baby chick whenever you eat yolk.




No worries. It's not like I'm vegetarian or an activist or anything. Was just wondering.. But then again, If you're vegetarian, would it alright to eat only the whites and leave the yolk behind? I wonder.. though many a times I've been told not to do so. For my sake and the sake of others who would have to answer my ridiculous questions....

To my baby girl

Dear, why did you have to work today? I prefer writing here then mailing I guess. Mis you.. Come back home safe okay? Always watch your back when walking to the station to make sure no one is following you. Speed up when you walk by what may seem like rowdy people or gangsters or drunks. I worry you have to travel so late at night. Ayg can't be there to take care of you, so dear have to take care ok? Remember to drink lots of water and to eat well. No sense in dieting. Sleep is essential. Dear have no work tomorrow so rest well through the night. Dream of me my angel for I shall dream of you. Love you lots baby girl. *hugs and kisses.

Only for you..

Ayang.

Boo!

Why oh why have I watched Shutter 4 times already? Hate watching ghost movies but only because it fills my head with far too much ideas. Already I have a hyper imaginative mind, it doesn't help that these shows adds to it. Everyone who thinks they know me like to assume that I'd be least afraid of all this nonsensical crap. Wish I could say that I wasn't. Well the one good thing about watching the same show far too many times is, I know exactly when to close my eyes or look away without the help of the eerie music in the scenes. So this time around, I honestly didn't see the ghost at all. Hope I don't see her tonight. You see what I mean by ideas getting in my head! I think too much! Anyway I had a good laugh watching my friend(the one who made me watch the damn show with) watch the scary parts and scream her lungs out while I knowingly shut my eyes. Hehe.. BOO!

Love..

Every where I go, I'm surrounded by love. Not the act of it towards me. I mean I do get that too, but I see it in everything. People trying to get love, people in love, people broken hearted over love. Isn't it just such a cruel invention of God. For all the suffering that one has to endure to obtain this blissful feeling that everyone yearns for but most seldom get. Never quite understood the whole concept for it, for what you feel is exactly what you need. The heart wants what it wants. Can't change that fact. I'm glad I have what i need. I fulfilled the desire my heart once ached for and I have only you to thank for, my love.

I'm so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and....

Lance Bass (Nsync), Howie D (BSB), Mark Feehily (Westlife), Stephen Gately (Boyzone), Dave Moffatt (The Moffatts)

Who can guess what these boy band members have in common? Reminiscing the old days and the music me and my friends used to listen to back when were clad in dark blue pinafores with white socks pulled up high above our ankles I suddenly came to realisation that all my favorite boy bands have at least one member in their band who is homosexual.

The funny thing about is when we were younger and we used to have crushes on the members of our liking, we'd always defend the ones we used to like by saying that the others were gay and not worth liking. Turns out, the ones that we pinpointed out Were in fact gay. Nevertheless their music has given me memories of gold throughout my adolescence. And for those of you who still think their music is gay, well who cares, they are, so bite me.

Blargh

Been browsing for old songs for about 2 hours now. And it all started by me singing "A little bit of soap" by the fabulous echoes ( i think) while I was bathing. And also while I was browsing for Lilo Stitch, I found a couple of Elvis's videos. Started watching those and continued on to searching for Simon and Garfunkel,The Carpenters, Bread, Lobo, Paul Anka, Seals and Croft, England Dan, and Peter Paul and Mary. I'm so into the those oldies right now, I forgot about the present. Suppose to be reading up for tomorrow's class. Really not in the mood right now.

Haven't been blogging for awhile. Nothing much to say I guess. It's all same old same old in this hell hole. (In deep voice) Welcome all, thank you for tuning in. News update for Moscow, Blue skies have long turned grey. Weather here is starting to get a little chilly(5celcius). It snowed last week for 2 days and immediatly cleared up after that. No reports of rain or snow so far but the leaves on the trees have already turned it's colour. Sun rises later, sun sets earlier. Bla bla.

The only exciting news here for today would be the damn rat that stays in between the walls where the pipes are stole my damn beef that was defrosting in the bathroom. End up eating canned food. Damn rat.

Why can't I find anything interesting to blog about?
I'm bored.
I think I need to get out more often.
Baby, can't believe you're asking me to blog.
Wonder what you're doing now.

That's it, I'm going to continue listening to oldies. Air supply, hope you can supply me with more than that.

Birthday Baby

Happy Birthday Ayang..



I am deeply grateful for this day you were brought into this world. I can't stop thinking how dull and monochromatic my life would have been without you.

Baby, how I long to be there with you now, showering you with my kisses and spoiling you silly with truckloads of gifts. We'll make it a big one when we Do get to celebrate it together okay? Have a blast on this day my darling, you deserve to.

So here's for today, an extremely special day, my baby's day.

Your face I could stare forever
Your smile brings me a silly grin
Your voice sings a melody so perfect
Your patience keeps me sane
Your coaxes hush my anxieties
Your touch elevates my senses
Your kisses fly me to paradise and back
Your ways boggle me endlessly
Your presence makes me feel alive
Your anguish my despair
Your elation my euphoria
You are that puzzle I was searching for; that void I longed for to be filled; that overwhelming hollowness before you, the one.
I love you.






Always in my thoughts.. forever here with you,
Key's.

Brr

Contrast of weathers. Taken only weeks apart. The chilly weather is approaching rapidly. Gahhhhh........