Doh Mor ob dis

EEEyeaaa.. just used up a whole box of tissues. It's been raining. Nope, not outside.. not from my eyes... but from my NOSE! Did I say pouring? I mean really, really pouring down! With thundering sounds!

"AaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaChhhhhhhoooooooooooo"

*sniffs* Thee wat I'mb thaying? Habing bad sinus brobem 'ere. *sniff sniff*. Itd' the resultd' ob clearin out all mbai ol stuffe. Been talkin' dis way the 'hole day. Mbai sister hab been disterbin' m'be too!

"Should I clear this out?"
"Doh. Hi wanna kheepit,"
*Giggles to herself* "What did you say?". "Want me to throw it?"
"Doh!"
"What?" *laughing even more now*
"DOH!"

And she breaks out into a song of Do-Re-Me. ~Doh a dear, a female deer........~
Stupid kid. Try saying 'No' with your nose close and see if You can. XP

It's a real problem having this stupid sinusitis. When I was small I used to think I was sick all the time having flu. I've been blowing my nose the whole day, and when I had finished up the tissue paper in my room, I went on using toilet tissue paper, which has a slightly rough surface (makes me wonder how I use this to wipe my ass). After using it 3 or 4 times I gave up because it was felt like sandpaper against the top of my lip. My skin even peeled a bit and being the genius that I am, I took heat rub ointment and put a whole gunk of it below my nose >< Eyeeowwww... Burn... ahhh burning .. burning!

So now, my nose is leaking, my top lip is burning, tears are welling up and I'm hopping around waiting for it to go away. And all I wanted to do today was clear my cupboard. Guess that's what you get for being diligent. I shan't repeat that mistake again..