Spring!

Spring is here! The sun shines longer... skirts are getting shorter, the flowers are a blooming .. and so are the bosoms of voluptuous Russian devuski (that's russian for girls). Just that day, I caught my friend staring voyeuristically at this Russian student who was wearing only a tube top. She was bending down, gathering her books and we both got an eyeful of a view. I was joking about it to my friend and he commented on how weird it was that I had the same thoughts as he had towards her blossoming bosoms. If only he knew.

But I must say, for all of you out there who think Russian chicks are hot. Here's a little tip! They become much hotter after they've reached a certain age! Yeah, hot! HOT TEMPERED! Lemme take you back. I was boarding the bus that day, after a much annoying day, and I was so eager to just return to my 'toilet-size' room (yes, it's a probably the size of my parent's bathroom). Anyway, my bus pass for the month was spoilt on account of my much TLC i showered upon it and I had to follow my friend in so I didn't have to spend any on a new one. So there I was standing innocently right behind my friend, when out from no where this old fat Russian grandma started nudging me aggresively. I gently pushed her back. I wasn't at fault! I got on the bus first! I was behind my friend the whole time! She wanted to go in before me and I would have let her but I wanted to follow my friend in and so I did. And you know what? She punched me... Continously.. On the arm... She was too short to punch me in the face but bladdy hell if she had done that, I would have Smack That all up on her ass. My face is only for acquaintances, loved ones and strangers who would want to appreciate it's beauty. I would have tripped her as she walked by me mumbling something in Russian but I was more worried that she would out me to the driver so I actually just planted my face and hands on the window like a lizard and remained there till she dissapeared at the back of the bus. Grr.. I'll get you next time...
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Went out for groceries today. How I detest every single thing about this monthly "excursion" but with the company of two slightly feminine guys (they're not gay, though i'm not really sure bout that) it makes a lot of difference. Was telling them about a documentary i just watched called "An Inconvinient Truth". It was about the changes in climate and how they predict it would be in the years to come.

Me: Do you know that, they found out most polar bears drowned. They didn't have anywhere to stop because all the ice are melting.
D: AHAHAHA..
Me: Dumbass, that's not really funny. Anyway, in fourty years time all the icebergs are gonna melt.
D: Fourty years?? *thinks to self.
Me: Yeah, I wouldn't care by then. We'll all be old and dying.
D: OH MY GOD! That's not good!!
Me: Why not?
D: We'd be old! We wouldn't be able to run very fast if there was a catastrophe!

I almost choked on my drink hearing that..