Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Today's lesson: Self-slapping

What's wrong with meeeee... aieeeee! I suppose the lazy bug got to me and now i've skipped classes and lectures for two consecutive days. *slaps self!* Wake up! I think I better let it sink in more. *slaps self again!* Hands self a note. What's this? Recite it as many times as possible?? "I will go to class tomorrow!" Let us sit in a lotus position and recite this while humming.. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.. Mmmmmmmmm.. *slaps self occasionally* Right! I'll GO TO ALL MY CLASSES TOMORROW! I have anatomy anyway. Not like I would consider skipping that!

There's no hot water. Damn! And the cold water is ice cold, and bathing in that would form tiny icicles on your body. Not to mention what it'd do to your nipples. So I've been practicing the ways of primitive bathing. Includes:

  • Boiling water. Many many times. I think i've boiled ten kettles of water today. I think i heard the kettle crying a couple a times too!
  • Mixing the hot water with a bit of the cold. (Don't wanna scald that precious body of yours).
  • Squatting down in the middle of the tub and slowly trinkling water down from your head letting it flow all the way down. See, that way, you don't waste the scarce amount of water that you have.
  • Soaping yourself is as usual.
  • And when you're done, the remainder of water may be used to just splash yourself silly as though you're in a shampoo commercial =p (now doing that is just for self pleasure since you have to go through so much trouble of bathing)

P.S: Just be thankful that we have water at all or else we would be reduced to having collect the water we just used to reuse the next time we bathe..

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Haven't been feeling myself these past few days. Slightly fed up of life and everything else. Maybe that's why I'm not that motivated to get my ass to classes. Dazed most of the time and just wondering why life's journey is such a bore. Searching for something to make me alive again! Oooooh won't anyone wake me up from this half dazed slumber i'm in. Cos till then I'll just be slapping myself. *bish* Ouchh!

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