Itchy and Scratchy

Ahhh.. What a lazy day today. Sat down in front of my laptop, reading other people's blog the whole day! It's addictive! I can't help it! I usually read the first blog I come across, but today I decided to search for old, long lost friends which I've definitely fallen out of touch with. Just curious on what they're up to and how's life treating them. Same old, same old I guess. Though can't help but feel that the lot of them has just gone 'bitchier'. Doesn't affect me.. *sniggers.

Damn it, my bed has bed bugs. Don't get too freaked out by this okay! It's considered quite normal since the mattresses provided by the hostel are all old and lumpy too I might add. There Are new ones as well, but I'm wasn't as fortunate as my roomate in getting one. (I think the staff of the hostel likes her by the way. She's a woman I might add. Who's idol is Shahrukh Khan. And she his poster up all over her walls..-_- Anyway, back to the beg bugs. Yea, I've been getting bites all over and there was once it bit me on the arm and i spent the next 3 days having an extra bicep, which was actually really cool! Wanted my roomate to take a picture of me making a muscle but she gave me that 'wtf' look so okayyy... hrmph. My right foot became the lastest victim of those damn bed bugs, and is now red, and looks like breasts (it got bitten twice and it's swollen) and has two bite marks which compensates as nipples. *does the Russian dance* HEY! Damn bites are friggin' itchy!! ARGH!! I'm trying my utter most best to not scratch it. I've put Tiger Balm (ointment) on it and it didn't work. Slowly I felt my fingers just reaching out to my foot and I resisted but alas! Gawd, scratching it feels sooo good, it probably beats getting an orgasm..... Nah! HeHe.. After a good few minutes of scratching with my fingers I figured that my nails would probably cause internal bleeding on my foot so I used a pen and that didn't work too well either cos it doesn't cover as much surface when scratching.. (am i grossing u out?) Finally, I decided that I should stop all this scratching nonsense and come up with a better idea. So I soaked a small towel with extremely cold water and placed it on my foot and it felt really good.... for bout ten minutes. After that I started using the towel to scrub my foot vigorously instead, and That my fren.. Is better than having an orgasm.. LOL! I'm really a hopeless nutcase aren't I.. ;p