Welcome to Russia

Gawd, it's been so long since I've updated. Guess just wasn't really into it. Oh well, first things first is I'm back in this hell hole. Russia sucks. Glad I have my friends here or I'd be so fucking lonely. Woke up like friggin' early in the morn to get to the airport and was so friggin' late boarding the plane. You wouldn't believe the amount of students that were on the same flight. Saw so many familiar faces. Too many. The flight back was long and tiring. Only thing that was good about the flight is the personal LCD screens that we each get. Watching shows and listening to songs along the way made the flight less stressful. At that time, Elvis's death anniversary was near so they had plenty of his albums and movies such as G.I Blues. As I was watching it, I could see weird stares towards me and my screen as the people walked by the aisle. What's wrong with watching an old film, man! Bluek. Gosh, It's morning here and I'm just crapping away.

Anyway, we touched down at about 5, if I'm not mistaken. And lo and behold, of course that would be problems at the immigration. It's Russia! Duh! Just because I had changed to a new passport, and the number on my visa isn't the same, I had to pay an extra 10Usd just for them to take a black pen, cancel off my old number and write in a new one. Useless! 10Usd, burned! Welcome to Russia!

Wouldn't even wanna begin the story of our journey home from the airport to the hostel. Let's just say, that I was so pissed at the driver, I stole his file, threw my head in the air and laughed, hoping that what I stole was something important to him. Turned out, it wasn't so much his documents in it, rather just some nonsensical papers. Ah, fuck it.

Returning to our old room, we dropped our bags and our jaws upon seeing the state of it. It was a mess, and fuck it we were much to tired from the journey to clear anything up, so we slept in our neighbours room. Woke up at 5a.m the next morning just to pay our fees. Ah, dealing with the Russians and their sloth moving speed. That's a whole day wasted. Even being the first to arrive there, we only managed to get everything done at 3 in the afternoon. Welcome to Russia, for all those new students who had to go through that shit, not expecting the wait they had to endure. Hahaha...

So next step after paying your fees? Registering for the uni. Another day wasted! Went there at 11 upon finding out that they had now changed their schedule. 1500- 17.00 it wrote on their door. Buncha lazy asses. Could you only work for that long? So we sat there, waiting. Me and my friend got bored so I took out a notebook and started writing gay porn. I attempted illustrate some of the images stuck in my head, but even the stick people came out funny. hahah..

After waiting a good few hours, the door finally opened. Entering the room, I had all the documents needed in my hand, just ready to pass it to this bug eyed lady. Running through all the papers, she looked at me and said lazily in Russian, "you changed your passport?" .

Shit! "Erm... Yea..".

"Where is it?"

Fuck!

"In my hostel"

She threw everything back at me. "I can't do this today". Ahh, fuck you! Can't you just do what you need to to do and I'll give it to you tommorow? It's not like your doing anything today. You're just collecting the documents. No, apparently. So what the fuck, I ran all the way back to my hostel, which is a good 20minutes away and ran back only to see the line in front of the door has lengthen. Go Die! I pushed my way to the front and lied to everyone that all my documents had been taken and all i need to do was give my passport. Even then, I had to wait for another hour or so. I went home at 5. Fucking Russians!

I would think by then, most of my problems were far away with the two main goals achieved. Nope, as always, It's Russia. There's always something coming up. I now have to shift to another room, because according to them, my block is old, and they SSoooooo Neeeedd to redo everything. Remont, they call it. I thought I was immuned to this shit, but hey, guess they can still find new ways to reach their hands right through my body and squeeze all my fucking intestines so I can say Shit!

Welcome to Russia... Welcome to Hell..