Chicky Me

Spring!

Spring is here! The sun shines longer... skirts are getting shorter, the flowers are a blooming .. and so are the bosoms of voluptuous Russian devuski (that's russian for girls). Just that day, I caught my friend staring voyeuristically at this Russian student who was wearing only a tube top. She was bending down, gathering her books and we both got an eyeful of a view. I was joking about it to my friend and he commented on how weird it was that I had the same thoughts as he had towards her blossoming bosoms. If only he knew.

But I must say, for all of you out there who think Russian chicks are hot. Here's a little tip! They become much hotter after they've reached a certain age! Yeah, hot! HOT TEMPERED! Lemme take you back. I was boarding the bus that day, after a much annoying day, and I was so eager to just return to my 'toilet-size' room (yes, it's a probably the size of my parent's bathroom). Anyway, my bus pass for the month was spoilt on account of my much TLC i showered upon it and I had to follow my friend in so I didn't have to spend any on a new one. So there I was standing innocently right behind my friend, when out from no where this old fat Russian grandma started nudging me aggresively. I gently pushed her back. I wasn't at fault! I got on the bus first! I was behind my friend the whole time! She wanted to go in before me and I would have let her but I wanted to follow my friend in and so I did. And you know what? She punched me... Continously.. On the arm... She was too short to punch me in the face but bladdy hell if she had done that, I would have Smack That all up on her ass. My face is only for acquaintances, loved ones and strangers who would want to appreciate it's beauty. I would have tripped her as she walked by me mumbling something in Russian but I was more worried that she would out me to the driver so I actually just planted my face and hands on the window like a lizard and remained there till she dissapeared at the back of the bus. Grr.. I'll get you next time...
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Went out for groceries today. How I detest every single thing about this monthly "excursion" but with the company of two slightly feminine guys (they're not gay, though i'm not really sure bout that) it makes a lot of difference. Was telling them about a documentary i just watched called "An Inconvinient Truth". It was about the changes in climate and how they predict it would be in the years to come.

Me: Do you know that, they found out most polar bears drowned. They didn't have anywhere to stop because all the ice are melting.
D: AHAHAHA..
Me: Dumbass, that's not really funny. Anyway, in fourty years time all the icebergs are gonna melt.
D: Fourty years?? *thinks to self.
Me: Yeah, I wouldn't care by then. We'll all be old and dying.
D: OH MY GOD! That's not good!!
Me: Why not?
D: We'd be old! We wouldn't be able to run very fast if there was a catastrophe!

I almost choked on my drink hearing that..

sigh

i tot i could be strong,
lil by lil i'm finding out i ws wrong,
i can't do this on my own,
my certainties somehow all gone,
we nv mean to hurt the ones we care for,
and i've never done what i've done before,
forgive me if i am weak,
but this promise i will keep,
i'll never do it again,
i won't let my emotions cost u pain,
may ur love for me forever remain,
u're the only thing in this world keeping me sane.

miss you

You've gone out. With a guy. Slightly disturbing. But I won't tell you about it. My friend says I'm possessive and jealous. Wonder if it's a bad thing? I'm waiting up for you. Wonder if you're having fun. Wonder what you're doing now. I sent you a sms but I don't think you got it. Im thinking too much.... Prolly cos I miss you.

Today's lesson: Self-slapping

What's wrong with meeeee... aieeeee! I suppose the lazy bug got to me and now i've skipped classes and lectures for two consecutive days. *slaps self!* Wake up! I think I better let it sink in more. *slaps self again!* Hands self a note. What's this? Recite it as many times as possible?? "I will go to class tomorrow!" Let us sit in a lotus position and recite this while humming.. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.. Mmmmmmmmm.. *slaps self occasionally* Right! I'll GO TO ALL MY CLASSES TOMORROW! I have anatomy anyway. Not like I would consider skipping that!

There's no hot water. Damn! And the cold water is ice cold, and bathing in that would form tiny icicles on your body. Not to mention what it'd do to your nipples. So I've been practicing the ways of primitive bathing. Includes:

• Boiling water. Many many times. I think i've boiled ten kettles of water today. I think i heard the kettle crying a couple a times too!
• Mixing the hot water with a bit of the cold. (Don't wanna scald that precious body of yours).
• Squatting down in the middle of the tub and slowly trinkling water down from your head letting it flow all the way down. See, that way, you don't waste the scarce amount of water that you have.
• Soaping yourself is as usual.
• And when you're done, the remainder of water may be used to just splash yourself silly as though you're in a shampoo commercial =p (now doing that is just for self pleasure since you have to go through so much trouble of bathing)

P.S: Just be thankful that we have water at all or else we would be reduced to having collect the water we just used to reuse the next time we bathe..

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Haven't been feeling myself these past few days. Slightly fed up of life and everything else. Maybe that's why I'm not that motivated to get my ass to classes. Dazed most of the time and just wondering why life's journey is such a bore. Searching for something to make me alive again! Oooooh won't anyone wake me up from this half dazed slumber i'm in. Cos till then I'll just be slapping myself. *bish* Ouchh!

This Is For You!

When you're going through life where there's no up or down,
And the left and rights just make you go round and around,
Would you just stay where you are and lay on the ground?
Just waiting for something special ,just waiting to be found.
(What the hell are you talking about?)

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For many days..
B : Baby!!!
Me: Yes, dear?
B : You haven't been blogging!!
Me: Erm, just really been lazy these past few days.
B : Hrmph!

Recently..
B : Dearrrrrr......
Me: Yes, my darling?
B : I can't get up from bed! Hurry! Motivate me!
Me: Erm... If you get up now, I'll do whatever it is you want.
B : Can you get through the screen?
Me: *Pokes screen. Don't seem like it.
B : Then think of something else!
Me: Erm.. If you don't get up now.. I'll erm, scream into the mic!
B : Well that's romantic....
Me: Fine, I'll blog. Thought I must say, I don't really have anything to blog about.
B : It's okay. As long as you write something.
Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Okay!

And this is what I've came up with. Hehe. *Strikes pose. Bows. And runs like the wind!! Hahahaha! Tata!