Hail Hitler..

So much for studying when your group mates don't and decides to take the class test another time. Not much complains from me though. We, being the most united group in the whole university, pretty much just go along with everything the other says. Doubtless to say, I love my group. Hardworking at being really lazy.. And always up for a crazy idea. Yeap, that's our thing! Tell me a group who would create a fake birthday to celebrate in class, just to find the opportunity to waste time so we wouldn't have to do work. It worked, by the way. Hehe. They pointed the finger at me, upon being asked whose birthday it was. I shooked my head at them, while my teacher gave me her blessings. They sang "The Song" and I was slightly overwhelmed by the thought of being able to celebrate my birthday twice in a year..I suddenly feel old.. Hmm... Speaking of birthdays, my group mates have been continuously having their birthdays one week after the another. It's like somewhere out there, God had this all planned out in his little scheme, for us to just repeatedly have fun and enjoy and to celebrate this joyous occasion by eating and drinking and ahhhh .... what cruelty! Let there be known, that behind every successful party, ...... there's alot of money involved. So here we are, all penniless, "kopekless", going to class in the early morning, heads down, backs hunched, arms swinging limp at our sides, dragging our feet, walking in such a way you would only see zombies do in movies. Waking up early, doesn't give many of us the time to consume breakfast as the usual conversations take place while walking to class.


Shoves someone "Eh! Belanja me! I very hungry laa"

Shoves back.. "I no money la!"

Gives a sad face " Why every time also no money. I want Kit-Kat"

-_-"" " That's cause you haven't paid me back for "so and so's" gift!"

Looking worried "Heh heh heh.. How bout I treat you a choc and we'll call it even ok?"


But in my opinion, subconsciously, even though we would have nothing to celebrate for, somehow we would find a reason. Right, I can't say subconsciously, unless you throw a party without full awareness of it and go, oh well, can't let it go to waste, let's just find a reason then! (feel less guilty that way though) Like I said, my groupmates' birthdays was one week after the other and finally it was this week that we could really just kick back and relax, but hey! guess whose birthday it is! That blardee Austrian with a moustache similar to Charlie Chaplin's, that guy who's the reason why we foreigners are not allowed to roam the streets of Moscow for fear of being beaten to the pulp and left to die by skin heads. Adolf Hitler. May a dwarf hit yer' ( i dont know why i said that..) Anyway, having nothing else to celebrate for, we decided to drink to Hitler's ... moustache.. may it forever be.. square.. in our hearts..




p.s : Thank you for the holiday
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Things learnt during the open bottle party

~ I can take quite an amount of alcohol (as compared to last time)
~ I can't remember my 7 and 11 times table. And after a couple of drinks, you forget the order of numbers as well
~ My cock-eyed agent is dumber than he looks
~ My friend can really shake his booty... Like a girl...
~ Alcohol brings people closer together..

Amen..

Pachimu Pa-Ruski?

K i found out here the damn reason why everything on my blog is in russian. Btw, i found out how to link stuff from Bb.. =p yea im useless i know... thank God I have B.. or i would be doooomedd.. dead... ohhhh the agony of living this life all alone and companionless and brainless.. I have went through all that before till I couldn't take anymore and I cried... "Oooh, who would save me? This worthless piece of flesh just taking up space in this world!".. and then comes my B to my rescue!.. erm.. anyway.. (lost track of what i was trying so say) Yeah, everything on my blog is in Russian. I learn Russian. Yes. But I don't know all the words. And bladdy hell when i went to post a comment on B's blog yesterday, i kept typing my comment and pressing 'draft' or 'preview' or something or other. Was wondering why the comment never came out and blamed it on the connection. Yea, I'm that blur as to not realise that what I was clicking was actually the wrong thing. And now, I wanna change the language back to english as shown how on that site, and just finding for the settings... -_-'' Like I told B. It's like playing with the languages on your phone, not knowing how to change it back later. Hahaha. After that happened to me last time, I found that it was a really good prank to play on others. So hey, watch out. I might be up to my old tricks again.. Hehehe..

Such a load of crap

~Tears welled up in my eyes. Sometimes out of happiness, sometimes out of despair~

Yesterday was our anniversary. We've been together for a year and half and I've never felt happier. Never have I felt so much love from within. There's nothing in this world that can make my life more worth living than her very existence. She came up with the idea of each of us buying a pair of socks and exchanging one side of it with each other. We were suppose to wear it every month on our day. Lol. Leave it up to B to come up with something as such. Of course, it started out as a good idea but after a couple of months, each began to become absentminded or came up with reasons such as " I didnt want our socks of love to get dirty as my shoes have holes in them". Haha.. I'm just teasing dear. Even though we managed to keep up with this particular romantic act for only a brief moment, that doesnt mean our flame is burning out. Guess if you listen in on our conversations of sweet talk and endless kisses by the minute you would understand. I love You so much my baby..*kisses and hugs for only u... awww me being mushy already. Mwahxx... Can't help it when I'm talking about u... Hehe... Happy One Year, Six Months and A Day, sayangku.
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Life in Moscow...... Where do I begin... How bout the weather? Yes! Most effected by it. So here I am, about to calmly tell you that the weather here... simple to say @#$#$!%$!%$@&%^%!#$!#$! Fucken weather. Grrr.. *grumble grumble... *mumbles under breath.. Two weeks ago it was lovely. The flowers were blooming, bringing colour to this side of the world, the leaves of the trees were just sprouting giving the branches of the trees some actual use and the birds were merrily migrating back from their winter holidays. Suppose they went off somewhere decent (Malaysia! Malaysia!). All that was just two weeks ago. You would be surprised as to how unexpected the weather here is. With one day of the sun smiling away, and the next of God shaking off dandruff from his head ( that's snow to you). What am I to do.. *shakes head.. It's like a chain of continous problems over here. I had an early class this morning, followed by lecture, a bout of Physical Training and then Latin. I attended my morning class, skipped everything in between and planned to go for Latin in the evening. Little did I know of the misfortune that was to befall upon me as I left my room,groggily, spit still on my face from the drooling I did just moments ago when I was in silent slumber. Took the lift to ground floor and saw my blockmates both talking to the guards. Ahh.. There it goes again! It's like dejavu. The words rang in my head as someone said " You have to put a third person in your room unless you pay or we''ll kick you out" -_-'''' To cut a long story short, because i'm really beat right now and lacking sleep, we bought a bottle of good vodka for bribing and we'll just see how it goes from there. Oh, also today, i met my agent and he says most likely we'll have to pay an extra 170USD for some shit called Notrification.. Know that never in my whole life have i heard of such a word..... I'm much to lazy to write anymore.. Brain-is-dead. Need-food/money!

Found this picture browsing through blogs and flickr. Fell in love with it the moment I laid my eyes on it. It's somehow just portrays a certain sort of serenity and peace. Feel so relaxed just looking at her.. Mmmm

Chicky Me

Spring!

Spring is here! The sun shines longer... skirts are getting shorter, the flowers are a blooming .. and so are the bosoms of voluptuous Russian devuski (that's russian for girls). Just that day, I caught my friend staring voyeuristically at this Russian student who was wearing only a tube top. She was bending down, gathering her books and we both got an eyeful of a view. I was joking about it to my friend and he commented on how weird it was that I had the same thoughts as he had towards her blossoming bosoms. If only he knew.

But I must say, for all of you out there who think Russian chicks are hot. Here's a little tip! They become much hotter after they've reached a certain age! Yeah, hot! HOT TEMPERED! Lemme take you back. I was boarding the bus that day, after a much annoying day, and I was so eager to just return to my 'toilet-size' room (yes, it's a probably the size of my parent's bathroom). Anyway, my bus pass for the month was spoilt on account of my much TLC i showered upon it and I had to follow my friend in so I didn't have to spend any on a new one. So there I was standing innocently right behind my friend, when out from no where this old fat Russian grandma started nudging me aggresively. I gently pushed her back. I wasn't at fault! I got on the bus first! I was behind my friend the whole time! She wanted to go in before me and I would have let her but I wanted to follow my friend in and so I did. And you know what? She punched me... Continously.. On the arm... She was too short to punch me in the face but bladdy hell if she had done that, I would have Smack That all up on her ass. My face is only for acquaintances, loved ones and strangers who would want to appreciate it's beauty. I would have tripped her as she walked by me mumbling something in Russian but I was more worried that she would out me to the driver so I actually just planted my face and hands on the window like a lizard and remained there till she dissapeared at the back of the bus. Grr.. I'll get you next time...
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Went out for groceries today. How I detest every single thing about this monthly "excursion" but with the company of two slightly feminine guys (they're not gay, though i'm not really sure bout that) it makes a lot of difference. Was telling them about a documentary i just watched called "An Inconvinient Truth". It was about the changes in climate and how they predict it would be in the years to come.

Me: Do you know that, they found out most polar bears drowned. They didn't have anywhere to stop because all the ice are melting.
D: AHAHAHA..
Me: Dumbass, that's not really funny. Anyway, in fourty years time all the icebergs are gonna melt.
D: Fourty years?? *thinks to self.
Me: Yeah, I wouldn't care by then. We'll all be old and dying.
D: OH MY GOD! That's not good!!
Me: Why not?
D: We'd be old! We wouldn't be able to run very fast if there was a catastrophe!

I almost choked on my drink hearing that..

sigh

i tot i could be strong,
lil by lil i'm finding out i ws wrong,
i can't do this on my own,
my certainties somehow all gone,
we nv mean to hurt the ones we care for,
and i've never done what i've done before,
forgive me if i am weak,
but this promise i will keep,
i'll never do it again,
i won't let my emotions cost u pain,
may ur love for me forever remain,
u're the only thing in this world keeping me sane.

miss you

You've gone out. With a guy. Slightly disturbing. But I won't tell you about it. My friend says I'm possessive and jealous. Wonder if it's a bad thing? I'm waiting up for you. Wonder if you're having fun. Wonder what you're doing now. I sent you a sms but I don't think you got it. Im thinking too much.... Prolly cos I miss you.

Today's lesson: Self-slapping

What's wrong with meeeee... aieeeee! I suppose the lazy bug got to me and now i've skipped classes and lectures for two consecutive days. *slaps self!* Wake up! I think I better let it sink in more. *slaps self again!* Hands self a note. What's this? Recite it as many times as possible?? "I will go to class tomorrow!" Let us sit in a lotus position and recite this while humming.. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.. Mmmmmmmmm.. *slaps self occasionally* Right! I'll GO TO ALL MY CLASSES TOMORROW! I have anatomy anyway. Not like I would consider skipping that!

There's no hot water. Damn! And the cold water is ice cold, and bathing in that would form tiny icicles on your body. Not to mention what it'd do to your nipples. So I've been practicing the ways of primitive bathing. Includes:

• Boiling water. Many many times. I think i've boiled ten kettles of water today. I think i heard the kettle crying a couple a times too!
• Mixing the hot water with a bit of the cold. (Don't wanna scald that precious body of yours).
• Squatting down in the middle of the tub and slowly trinkling water down from your head letting it flow all the way down. See, that way, you don't waste the scarce amount of water that you have.
• Soaping yourself is as usual.
• And when you're done, the remainder of water may be used to just splash yourself silly as though you're in a shampoo commercial =p (now doing that is just for self pleasure since you have to go through so much trouble of bathing)

P.S: Just be thankful that we have water at all or else we would be reduced to having collect the water we just used to reuse the next time we bathe..

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Haven't been feeling myself these past few days. Slightly fed up of life and everything else. Maybe that's why I'm not that motivated to get my ass to classes. Dazed most of the time and just wondering why life's journey is such a bore. Searching for something to make me alive again! Oooooh won't anyone wake me up from this half dazed slumber i'm in. Cos till then I'll just be slapping myself. *bish* Ouchh!

This Is For You!

When you're going through life where there's no up or down,
And the left and rights just make you go round and around,
Would you just stay where you are and lay on the ground?
Just waiting for something special ,just waiting to be found.
(What the hell are you talking about?)

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For many days..
B : Baby!!!
Me: Yes, dear?
B : You haven't been blogging!!
Me: Erm, just really been lazy these past few days.
B : Hrmph!

Recently..
B : Dearrrrrr......
Me: Yes, my darling?
B : I can't get up from bed! Hurry! Motivate me!
Me: Erm... If you get up now, I'll do whatever it is you want.
B : Can you get through the screen?
Me: *Pokes screen. Don't seem like it.
B : Then think of something else!
Me: Erm.. If you don't get up now.. I'll erm, scream into the mic!
B : Well that's romantic....
Me: Fine, I'll blog. Thought I must say, I don't really have anything to blog about.
B : It's okay. As long as you write something.
Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Okay!

And this is what I've came up with. Hehe. *Strikes pose. Bows. And runs like the wind!! Hahahaha! Tata!